Setiap pagi masa dalam perjalanan nak gi ke sekolah, member aku nie suka pasang radio Hitz.fm dan selalu gak dengar celoteh dua mamat nie - JJ dan Rudy. Tapi, aritue terperasan lak yang diorang gak ada nyanyikan beberapa buah lagu (2 setakat nie) iaitu lagu parody 2Fast 2 Furious ngan lagi satu lagu kumpulan Pussy Cats Dolls, lupa lak nama lagu.

Lepas cari punya cari, terjumpa lak lirik ngan MP3 lagu We??e Not Furious dendangan diorang nie. Best gak. Macam kutuk mat rempit pun ada gak. So, layankan:

[audio:http://www.box.net/public/static/gzghf4c715.mp3] Download

Ah kereta kereta, Drift-drift-drift.

Here we go??r
I wonder if you know,
How to be a Mat Motor,
If you likely, come and try it,
Then you??l realli realli know.

We??e not so Furiouuuus.
Rempit-Rempit-Rempit
We??e not so Furiouuuus.
Rempit-Rempit-Rempit. (weird laughter.)

Eh, rush lagi, eh jalan rempit.
Don?? you call me a Mat Rempit.
I??l only go fast.. a lil??bit,
Come in another road I go ??it Pit” (honking sound)

Ampang, YEA! (the yea is one+yea said at the same time. lol)
Seramban, YEA!
I do superman, sedikit.
Mono crew boys, sepuluh cc. (sepuluh is 10)
All my motor, I?? the VIP.

Many many cars all driving,
Cutting here and there, no signal-ing.
Scream-ing, scold-ing, honk-ing, speed-ing,
Non of them even look-ing.
I don?? wan no pro-be-lam,
Need to get to work so please faham.
Turning, cutting, chill-outing(?), TANK YOU!!
Hopefully i dont get some man

Sepit udang sudah crooked,
Mudguard sudah crooked,
My chamber is buluh,
My motor is still slow.
My kocek is kosong,
My paycheck take so long.
Tweaking, adding, exhaust, styling,
Money spending still going slow!

I wonder if you know,
How to be a Mat Motor??(interuption)
Haa la mak dude??old on.
??r
…
TRANSFORM!!!!
??hi ko kok chi ke kok ki ke ko”

I wonder if you know,
How to be a Mat Motor,
If you likely, come and try it,
Then you??l realli realli know.

We??e not so Furiouuuus.
Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit
We??e not so Furiouuuus.
Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit.

Break it down to BM, C??on.
All rite, here we go??ere we go??r
Anda sedia? Anda sedia?
SUDAH SEDIA!
Saya katakan(?)??ahaya!
Saya mau?? wan wan wan.
Apa takde nyanyi you?
Pasal saya tak fa-ha-ham
(more werid laughter)

I wonder if you know,
How to be a Mat Motor,
If you likely, come and try it,
Then you??l realli realli know.

We??e not so Furiouuuus.
Rempit-Rempit-Rempit
We??e not so Furiouuuus.
Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit-Rempit

Ok ,habis already. Jom balik.
We??e getting a bad rap, Letsgetoutofhere (say fast!)
Bringgg, Bringgg, Bringgggg, Brrrrringgg, Bringgggggg, Superman!!! Bringgg, BRINGGG, Superman!!! Bringgg, SUPERMAN!!!!
PUA, PATAH KAKI~!! KEPALA MELETUP (random explosion follows)
(even more weird laughter) Muahahah, whats that dude?

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